I wish one day LinkedIn goes down and never comes back online.

I have been building my network on LinkedIn over the years.

I was telling someone that I have a credible following and that my posts aren't the typical cringe you often see.

They replied, 'Not cringe? What else do you post then?'

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Lol it's long been my desire to create a parody account on LinkedIn and just shitpost random things. Stuff like 5 management lessons I learnt by being constipated, 6 project management tips from my bai, the monk-e who sold his Ferrari and so on.

Stop drinking water/urinating in office, you know the reason.

#careeradvice

Keep wishing that but it will never happen. It has very very strong network effects. And has become the defacto place for networking and hiring worldwide

Stop breathing in the office to save ventilation and air conditioning pennies.

It's the little things that get you promoted.

Wtf. traveling is usually charged to the client so you are supposed to book a 5 star room and wine and dine.
And if you really want to save money then sleep on the clients office floor and not in a hotel.

He might cost the hotel by ruining the coffee maker, this would also impact company’s reputation when they hotel fins out.

Tell me how is it saving money to the company, also that food expense would be marked off as business expense so you are reducing total taxable revenue for company, that’s why they give those perks in the first place.

Stopped flushing so that i can save water in Office #CostSaving

😂😂😂😂 the caption. @TheOatmeal

He usually posts Sarcastic stuff, look aat his other posts too, it was not meant to be taken seriously.